Monday, December 06, 2004

Like Leila Khaled Said

Had a conversation at the weekend with a mate who claims that evolution has already started, or more precisely mankind has played a part in its own evolution.

We live in a convenience world. I get so annoyed in supermarkets when more and more space is taken up with ready meals. However I get pissed off royally when I find pre-cooked, prepared vegetables in packaging, ready for you to just stick in the microwave and dish out. At £1.99 for a small amount of veg that would cost you about 40p if you bought it fresh, I think this just about sums up our lazy culture of burgers, sitting in front of the PC or TV and generally being unhealthy slobs.

The next stage in human evolution will be oversized buttocks, shovels for hands and natural Burberry skin tone.

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